“Hey Siri, play some Old 97’s.”

“Sorry, I couldn’t find Old 97’s Evans in your music.”

“Hey Siri, play Old 97’s playlist.”

“Sorry, I couldn’t find Old 97’s Evans in your music.”

“Hey Siri, play Old 97’s.”

“Sorry, I couldn’t find Old 97’s Evans in your music.”

Die Siri. Die.

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