Me: “I need a break from 1 to 3pm today to watch the WWDC keynote.”

Boss: “What’s WWDC?”

Me: “Apple Developer’s Conference.”

Boss: “We aren’t an Apple development company.”

Me: “DUDE. I’ve sold 829 copies of one of my apps in only FOUR YEARS on the app store. I can afford to buy myself dinner at Moe’s most my months with my revenue!!! I must attend!!!”

Boss: “Whatever.”

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